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Sunday, June 14, 2026
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Himalaya
P A R O T A K T S A N G M O N A S T E R Y
The Tigress's Lair in English.
This monastery is perched on the face of a
sheer cliff, overlooking the Paro Valley nearly a
thousand feet below. Buddhist monks started
this audacious architectural project in 1692.
As you might expect, making a spiritual pilgrimage
to this sacred site is a bit of a walk. The total distance
is a short but rugged four miles. Your botanical tour
includes climbing 700 steep stone steps cut into
the walls of a sheer canyon gorge. You use a
forever wet bridge to cross the face of a 100 meter
waterfall along the way. You arrive at a pleasant cafe
at the halfway mark. Here's your chance to turn around
and go back.
Instead of proceeding to the monastery
you settle for buying a T-shirt that says:
I Bailed on My Spiritual Journey.
G L A C I A L P A T H N E A R E V E R E S T
Our planet is molten. The landscape we inhabit is one of a
number of continental sized tectonic plates that make up
the Earth's crust. Over the hundreds of millions of years
these land masses move about and sometimes collide.
Roughly fifty million years ago the plate of India crashed
into the Asian plate at speeds of up to 15 centimeters
yearly. That's around a 6 inch movement by the continent
over the space of a year. You wouldn't notice were you
to be standing there.
The collision continues to this day at about 2 inches a year.
The result is slow-motion violence over geological time.
Any galactic body shop mechanic would take one look
at the Himalayan Mountains and say you've got a badly
crumpled fender. India had its flat plains elevated tens
of thousands of feet over the past 50 million years.
The rise of these mountains interfered with the globe's
jet-stream, shifting it south in order to go around this
obstruction. This enabled the expansion of cool, polar
air and changes in weather patterns. Some meteorologists
claim this shift was a major contribution to the formation
of the Ice Age.
B H A R A L
Agility is more important than speed for survival.
These mountain goats feed in Alpine meadows
where steep, rocky terrain is nearby as defense
against sudden ambushes from the snow leopard,
its most lethal enemy.
The Bharal has rubbery, split-hooves that act like
suction cups on near vertical surfaces, giving it
near flawless traction. The male's horns are
impressive but not showy. Larger horns
increases the animal's instability while
navigating a precarious situation.
H I M A L A Y A N T A H R
They segregate on the basis of sex into herds of
either all-male or all-female year round,
except when its mating season. In the autumn
the mature bucks pay a visit to the female camp.
They have a good time, then leave.
Little do they know that all this rutting frolic
has been their contribution to a worthy cause.
There will be no male presence to guard
the Spring batch of newborns from hungry
predators. At half the size of the adult male
these Tahr mothers could use some help.
But the biggest male, even with all its
220 pounds of resolve, remains little more
than a hero sandwich for the prowling
predator nearby.
Only when the Tahr herd reaches the sanctuary
of nearby sheer stone cliffs, are they safely
out of reach of the ever patrolling Snow Leopard.
H I M A L A Y A N M O N A L
His Gaudy Highness.
This is the standard from which a female monal
decides who is most desirable. Today's
female pheasant wraps her man in something
off-the-rack Broadway. Something psychedelic.
He becomes everyone's dashing Rocket Man...
Elton John, in topknot and orange tails.
The female sits on her nest, camouflaged in
muted colors. Not far away is her husband,
a shimmering knight in the sunlight,
standing guard.
S N O W L E O P A R D
They've been known to cover twenty-five miles in
a single night to track the scent of their mate.
It's sex. Nothing more. The big cats are loners
and afterwards, go their separate ways.
Providing for genetic diversity is the primary biological
role of the male species, while the female creates new
individuals to renew the species. On and on it goes
a couple hundred million generations and more.
Cats.
Everywhere across the globe some version of this
animal's basic engineering sits atop the region's
food chain as the apex predator. Each species
of cat, modified through eons of trial and error,
remains the most successful carnivore approach
to its environment, wherever it appears.
Genetic diversity gives this organism the mechanism
to adapt, as a species, to the changes that occur
to its environment over time.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
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Sunday, June 7, 2026
Saturday, June 6, 2026
Amazon
J A G U A R
Pound for pound the strongest cat bite anywhere;
strong enough to crush a skull, crack open a turtle's
shell and ripe through an alligator's hide. The jaguar
is the true apex predator of the Amazon and all of
South America.
The jaguar is solitary and fiercely possessive of its home
range. Unlike most cats the jaguar is an exceptional
swimmer. Much of its diet comes from the water -
fish, turtle and the Black Caiman - a Florida-like alligator,
only larger and more powerful.
Jaguar vs. Black Caiman.
A cage match to see who's for dinner.
S L O T H
Slow motion living is more than a lifestyle.
It's a science. If you have a lower metabolic rate
than this animal, you're hibernating. The sloth
lives on an exceptionally nutrient poor diet of leaves
that are tough, difficult to breakdown. Their food
requires a complex, multichambered stomach.
Even then, it takes up to a month to fully digest
a single meal. The animal's energy is budgeted
only for necessities, like breathing. Ruthless
economizing is the only way the sloth makes
a living where no other mammal can.
The silver lining in having such sluggish digestion
is that your bathroom break is only once a week.
This requires you to climb down from the safety
of the tree to the forest floor, where predators lurk.
The ground is the worst place for a sloth to be.
There is no scamper in its design. Even a snake
would beat it in a race back to the tree.
If attacked, the sloth becomes as feisty as a
butterball, baked and ready to serve.
A N A C O N D A
The python is slightly longer but the anaconda
weighs twice as much. Imagine trying to fight off
a 550 pound snake. The good news is you are
crushed quickly, sparring you the ordeal of slow
suffocation. The anaconda's coiled grip prevents
any blood from reaching the heart or brain.
It's lights out in mere seconds.
Size is no obstacle. The anaconda's mouth
somehow manages to encompass even the
carcass of a dead deer. The trick is in how
long it takes for you to swallow it. You are
indisposed, vulnerable, during this early digestive
process. Woe be the anaconda discovered by a
jaguar in this manner. How delectable.
Fresh deer in a snake meat wrap.
The risk is worth taking. A meal the size of deer
could last the snake seven months, which happens
to be the anaconda's length of pregnancy.
The female's last meal in this instance, may well
have been the male, once insemination was complete.
He would have been a convenient meal packed with
good things. His proteins would produce healthy,
vibrant young ones of his genetics, all born live
and squiggly. Anacondas don't do eggs in a nest.
That birthing strategy requires reliably dry land
and guaranteed protection from thieving predators.
B L U E P O I S O N D A R T F R O G
This amphibian is not much bigger than a canapé
lifted from a cocktail tray. It's finger food served
up in one gulp. And here this animal is, shouting
its presence in technicolor blue, red or yellow.
Most animals this size are cloaked in camouflage.
The Blue Dart stands in your face, daring
to be eaten.
This is no bluff. These brilliant colors promise
quick paralysis and death to anyone eating
these amphibians. It's caused by neurotoxins
contained in the frog's skin glands. The Blue Dart
doesn't make its own poison. Instead, it accumulates
toxic levels of alkaloid compounds that are contained
in its diet of fire ants, termites and the like.
This dietary anecdote is like a vaccine giving
the frog immunity to predation. Now it
freely hops about doing its socializing
in broad daylight with complete peace of mind.
Any predator ignoring the color warning is dead.
Somehow they didn't get the message
or they were color blind.
C A P Y B A R A
World's largest rodent. A giant guinea pig.
Very pleasant disposition. Birds and assorted
other animals have been known to roost on their
backs and head, undisturbed.
They live in groups of up to twenty individuals
most of the year. They practice communal parenting.
Lactating moms will nurse pups not their own.
Their eyes, ears and nostrils all sit on top of their head.
They spend a good deal of time submerged,
out of the view of predators.
Kicking back.
H A R P Y E A G L E
World's most powerful bird of prey.
It maneuvers through the rainforest canopy
at speeds of up to fifty miles an hour, targeting
sloths, monkeys and parrots for prey.
A Harpy can easily carry off an animal equal
to its own weight. That can be seventeen pounds
or more. Its powerful claws come armed with
talons the size of a grizzly bear's - four to five
inches long. Its viselike grip is powerful enough
to splinter any bone.
The Harpy mates for life.
They breed every two or three years.
The Eagle couple has two eggs.
Two are born. One survives.
Parents largely determine which
of the two is more worthy.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
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Arctic
C A R I B O U
Santa's reindeer.
Sleighs powered by caribou is the way to go,
if you live above the Arctic Circle. Caribou live through
-140 degree nights. Horses die. And where's the food?
You might get hay if you're Donner or Blitzen but
everyone else scrapes about to get by. You live
in a vast, snow and ice covered tundra. There
are no tree leaves to nibble on while browsing.
At times there is nothing more to eat than lichen,
growing like moss on the hard face of rock.
It's buried deep in ice and snow. Use your
hoof to break through. Take what you can get
and keep moving. Birthing the next generation
is the one event requiring the migration to stop.
Females are particular about where they raise
their calves. The location chosen needs to have
the right food available while also posing the
least danger from predators. Herds will trek
hundreds of miles to find what they want, or
settle for close enough if time runs out.
A R C T I C F O X
Salmon automatically makes this a special occasion.
Much of the time the food pickings are skimpy, at best.
You'll settle for seaweed, if you can find it.
Here's a tip. It pays to follow a polar bear out onto
the ice flow. Risky, yes, but the seal remains left after
a polar bear has had his fill, is a fitting carnivore
happy ending.
The Arctic Fox is nomadic. It ranges over hundreds
of miles in search of food. They hunt, even on dark
winter nights, when the sun takes months for it
to finally rise again, and daylight returns.
There is no hibernation in the Arctic zone.
No Time Out. No Free Parking.
There is no surplus fat here for the taking.
The Arctic just isn't that generous.
M U S K O X
This is an ancient mammal that lived among
the woolly mammoth and saber-toothed tiger.
They survived the Ice Age and are with us today.
Layers of hair protect them from extreme cold.
The exotic innermost layer provides eight times
the warmth of sheep's wool while also being softer
than cashmere. What a magnificent beast...
and now he's providing us with Sweaters by Yeti.
A R C T I C W O L F
The carcass of this musk ox has more than enough
meat to satisfy this canine. A wolf can take in as much
as 22 pounds of flesh in one sitting, stocking up for the
possibility of sometimes going weeks before the
next meal.
Wolves stick together, roaming their territory in packs
of up to seven. When it comes time to breed, only
the alpha male and alpha female are allowed to mate.
Consummation is the exclusive privilege of the Prom's
king and queen. It makes for dreadfully successful pups.
P O L A R B E A R
Seal is the best! ...packed with nutrients and plenty
of high energy blubber. There is enough bad cholesterol
here to drop a human in their tracks, seized with congestive
heart failure. The polar bear has biological work arounds
so this result doesn't apply to them. Their survival
depends on a diet filled with fat-rich blubber.
Here's something else about the picture above.
Water is everywhere but nothing there to drink.
You die of thirst if you rely on fresh water here.
The polar bear doesn't drink. It creates water
for itself when it metabolizes the seal's fat.
In a sense, the blubber is like a refreshing
glass of water.
S N O W Y O W L
The thick insulation covering this bird makes it
the heaviest owl on the continent. Its body is no
bigger than other owls but it flies about blanketed
from head to toe with double the down.
Lugging this extra weight about is the price paid
for survival in below zero cold.
Most owls work at night. They are nocturnal.
Snowy owls are diurnal. You work both day and night.
There is no avoiding it. In summer the sun
never sets while during winter the sun
takes months before it rises again.
In any event, the owl does what is needed
to stay alive. Food is often scarce.
Except for the lemmings, small rodent like mice.
Amazing breeders. A gift that keeps on giving.
A typical Snowy Owl could pack away 1,200
lemmings a year, and still have room for dessert.
Many years ago a Disney documentary claimed
lemmings periodically committed mass suicide,
and showed a film clip of thousands of lemmings
running off a cliff, falling onto the wave-battered
rocks below. The scene was apparently staged,
but the myth of the lemming urge for suicide
lives on as biological fake news.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
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