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Fish
K E L P B E D S
A forest worth of marine plantlife provides a nutrient-rich
habitat for hundreds of species tied to the ocean.
Thick kelp runs deep to its seabed roots, continuing on
for many miles, hugging the continental coastline.
The water, weighted with life, drags down the energy
of currents and storm surf, protecting the land
against erosion.
Here is our self-sustaining community of animals.
Otters bob on the surface, crushing shellfish while
seals dart about for rockfish and salmon, and
octopus linger nearby. Overhead - pelicans, terns
and gulls.
A N G L E R F I S H
The Seadevil lives in a bizarre world 4,500 feet
beneath the ocean's surface. It is a realm virtually
void of light. The pressure of this depth is enough
to quickly crush a modern submarine. And yet,
here life exists.
The creature above is called an anglerfish
because it has a rod and lure sprouting from the
top of its head. The lure's bioluminescent light
attracts curious inhabitants to their doom;
gobbled up by an enormous mouth armed with
needle teeth, and forced into a stomach that
handles most anything that fits into its mouth.
The anglerfish can swallow something its own
size in one gulp.
Down here you don't often get an opportunity
for a meal.
L A M P R E Y
Had you a ticket to ride 500 million years back
in time you would undoubtedly find many fish
such as this in the oceans of its time.
A couple billion generations later here are their
offspring, a living fossil. Today they live on the
fringe of fish diversity as jawless parasites.
No jaw, no bite. You nab your prey with a
suction cup for a mouth. Your thorny tongue
creates a nourishing open wound.
Here's a free ride.
So you stick around.
F L O U N D E R
Here is a flatfish having both eyes on the same
side of the head. One eye migrates to the other
side early in its development. Why not just have
both eyes born on the same side? Probably because
larva are just trying to survive and they need to see
everywhere. The adult hides beneath sand, his eyes
are all that appears above the surface.
They look like gravel. Maybe a bit too...
crunch. You're dead.
Plus the flounder is like a chameleon -
it changes color to match its surroundings.
If you're a small fish or crab happening by,
you're going to get eaten.
F L Y I N G F I S H
We start with a very fundamental fish design -
streamlined torso, tailfin, doral fin and so on.
Nearly all fish design begins with this.
The scenario leading to this biological variation
involves how to escape a barracuda, a predator
hot on your tail and faster than you.
Go where it can't. The air above.
If you can reach a speed of 35 mph you can
clear the water's surface. You then fan out your
enormous pectoral fins and glide some 600 feet,
out of reach of the pursuing barracuda.
Six hundred feet.
The Wright brothers' first flight was only
one hundred and twenty.
S E A H O R S E
Must be the product of a coral habitat.
Exotic. Colorful. A real animation feature
for the family until we find out dad is pregnant.
Not to worry, though. It happens all the time.
When the female finds her eggs fertilized
she passes them into the male's brood pouch.
Here they are nurtured the next two to four weeks.
Once the brood is hatched the process starts
over again. Mom presents dad with a new batch
of eggs to fertilize.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
Sunday, April 19, 2026
Saturday, April 18, 2026
Primate
T A R S I E R
This animal moves at night and it is the only primate
that is a one hundred percent meat eater - insects,
small lizards and birds. It can leap more than fifteen
feet from branch to branch and its eyes are literally
bigger than its stomach. The eyes are so huge they
completely fill their sockets.
Like the owl, the Tarsier compensates for the eye's
immobility by being able to rotate their head almost
180 degrees in either direction. Also, Tarsiers have
created a new tool for personal defense. They
vocalize with one another above dog whistle frequency.
We can't hear their chatter. No sound to follow.
Quiet and tiny. The world's smallest primate.
Slightly larger than your morning mug for coffee.
It's easy to surmise that the first primates may have
been similar to this, living in trees much like squirrels.
Maybe, but true or not the Tarsier of today is far more
sophisticated than its predecessors millions of generations
back in time.
R I N G - T A I L E D L E M U R
A highly social primate native to the large African
island of Madagascar. They travel in "troops" of up
to thirty individuals, with females dominating every
aspect of life. Somewhere along the path of animal
development the female's role began expanding
beyond giving birth to running everything.
We find matriarchal societies all through the
animal world. With the insects, males are a
mere tool for providing genetic diversity. For
the female, the male is simply sex and a meal.
Once the eggs are fertilized the male is quickly
consumed, providing the young valuable protein
for which to grow.
The factors leading to matriarchal society in
larger animals are probably shared across species.
Elephants, lions and ring-tailed lemurs - all matriarchal.
What factors determine gender role?
Here's where your scientist enters the story.
Observation comes first. Grab your notepad and
follow your subject around for the next two years.
Then analyze all your gathered information to
arrive at a possible explanation. Your reasoning
now provides the basis for your hypothesis.
The next step is to create a test that will determine
the validity of your theory. Once completed,
a description of your chosen methods and
your resulting conclusions are published
in a reputable scientific journal for review
by colleagues in your field of study.
They render judgment on your claims.
To what degree did your research
advance the education of humanity?
This is the basis for building scientific knowledge.
P R O B O S C I S M O N K E Y
This monkey from Borneo stands apart from all
other primates because of the male's long,
drooping nose. Females apparently favor
large nosed males. The bigger schnoz
indicates a more robust body with larger
testicles and a presumed higher sperm count.
Sounds like speculation based on observation.
Let's make it our hypothesis.
The large nose provides space for an echo
chamber, amplifying the male's honk! to
a volume that penetrates the surrounding
dense jungle. That is fact.
And a bit of humor beyond the reason.
M A N D R I L L
Best dressed monkey. The most colorful, anyway.
They live in dense tropical rainforests, along with
birds hopping about the jungle canopy, displaying
their own flamboyant and brilliant plumage.
They are all males needing to be seen
despite the thick, stifling vegetation all about.
The jungle can also be filled with plaintive love
calls in the languages of many different species.
It's like Times Square, New Year's Eve...
it's tough getting noticed.
Mandrills lay their colors out thick.
Bright blues and reds do the trick with females.
The more color you have on your face and rump,
the more distinguished you look to the ladies.
It is alleged that your social ranking determines
the intensity of your color. The higher your rank
the brighter your colors. Similarly, you fade in
color as you lose status.
Arriving at doormat you find your colors drained
to beige.
G O R I L L A
Silverback, the dominant male, oversees
the family, but mainly in the role of protector.
The male's chest-beating is meant as a warning.
It is better to ward off your adversary than to risk
a vicious scrap. You can't afford serious injury
with no one around to tend to your wounds.
Koko was an ape raised in captivity. During this
time she built a vocabulary of over two thousand
words using the American Sign Language for the
deaf. With these words she was able to convey
complex emotions, such as grief.
There is a belief among some primate researchers
that gorillas have a consciousness of death
that is similar to what human's experience.
How would you go about testing that hypothesis?
Is a valid test even possible?
C H I M P A N Z E E
The thinker. Life is deeply emotional.
Family dynamics. Social status. Compassion.
Lending a helping hand. Determined enemy.
A war between rival chimpanzee groups involves
ruthless killing until one side or the other is eliminated.
People find them cute as juveniles.
Their charm is mostly gone once they reach
adulthood and become more as nature intended.
They become an animal named Spartacus,
demanding respect.
They aren't stupid. They use rocks for
hammers, twigs to fish for termites, use chewed
plant to salve their wounds, and eat bitter fruit to
ward off nasty parasites.
They also have strong family values.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
Sunday, April 12, 2026
Saturday, April 11, 2026
Raptor
C A L I F O R N I A C O N D O R
A large bird of prey with a ten foot wingspan.
These are vultures left over from the Ice Age,
soaring over a landscape rich with Sabre Tooth Tiger,
Woolly Mammoths and ground sloths that appeared
near the size of elephants. By 1982 the condor was at
the brink of extinction with its population down to
twenty-two. As scavengers they became the victim
of ranchers who set out poisoned carrion
in order to kill coyotes that preyed upon
their livestock.
A captive breeding program has increased their
numbers to over six hundred, as of 2025.
This vulture loves meat, as any raptor should,
but it first has to already be dead.
Birds of prey are required to have talons
powerful enough to hold fast their struggling
prey, then kill it and carry it away.
A vulture's feet are good only for standing.
There is no need to tightly grasp a
desperate morsel.
B A L D E A G L E
The term Bald in the name is from the Old English
balde, which means "white head", not bald like
a head naked of feathers.
Designated by Congress as the National Emblem in
1782, the Bald Eagle was right out of central casting,
an icon of strength, resolve and justice.
The truth is more complicated, as you might expect.
Survival is the animal's goal in the wild.
Use your energy efficiently. Why go to the effort of
killing food when you can eat something that is
already dead, waiting for your appetite? Eagles
mostly scavenge. They also resort to
bullying osprey and other smaller birds of prey
and steal their lunch.
Still, they look spectacular performing their
grab and dash fishing skills while skimming
a river's surface.
R E D - T A I L E D H A W K
Look at all the surface area of this bird's wings
and tail. Broad wings and a fanned tail sacrifices
speed for the sake of lift. Warm air carries the bird
upward to great heights, and with little effort on
the part of the bird. Burn your calories sparingly,
especially in the desert when a meal might be
limited to a scraggly jackrabbit, itself half-starved.
From this floating perch the hawk surveys the
terrain below with a vision that is eight times
sharper than that of a human, looking for mice,
lizards, snakes and anything else small enough
to carry off.
The female Red-Tailed Hawk is about twenty-five
percent larger than the male. It makes sense
that she have the muscle, since she's the one
left defending the nest. Also, and this is more
important, a brawny mom is able to wrest meat
from the beak of a male, reluctant to share
his meal with the nestlings.
P E R E G R I N E F A L C O N
This bird isn't made to soar.
The Falcon is all about speed.
The long, narrow wings and slim, aerodynamic
tail; its sleek airframe tough enough to withstand
speeds reaching over two-hundred miles an hour
in a dive. Falcons prey on birds in flight.
Its critical you kill your target with your talons.
A bird to bird collision makes you both
equally dead.
The falcon's vision is comparable to that of the hawk
but each species utilizes this advantage differently.
Hawks look about for small animals to eat from
a great height overhead. The falcon behaves
as a bullet adjusting its own path in flight to
achieve the perfect, lethal hit.
G R E A T H O R N E D O W L
What is the point in having a head that can swivel
nearly all the way around? There is a reason
behind everything. In this instance, the neck's
dexterity compensates for the owl's limited
peripheral vision. The owl has wonderful eyes.
Why this weakness?
Rule of everything - nothing's perfect.
Nature is filled with trade-offs. You have to
give up something to get something.
One factor contributing to the owl's spectacular
sight has to do with the bird's unusual eyeball
shape. Its oblong. And it is this characteristic
that enables the eye to close in on an object,
acting as a telephoto lens does in a camera.
Achieving this feat of vision requires an eye
so large it barely fits its socket, making the eye
totally unable to move.
Hence the swivel neck.
Nature gives up something to get something
in return. In this case, what is being sacrificed
for game-changing vision? The individual can
see only straight ahead. Unacceptable.
The compensatory solution: a neck that
can twist to 270 of the circle's 360 degrees.
Nature's judgment: the species thrives with these
choices having been made.
B R O W N P E L I C A N
How do you grasp your prey when your feet are webbed?
Talons are useless for swimming and pelicans
must be fast swimmers to catch their prey.
The solution for grasping lies elsewhere.
Most birds of prey lead with their feet when attacking
their prey. They attack with a powerful grip, using their
long claws like teeth. The pelican attacks head first
in pursuit of a targeted fish. Growing teeth on their bill
was tried by ancient species, all extinct. It made the
head needlessly heavy. Claws became the bird's teeth.
We've ruled out talons and now, teeth as well.
The problem is we are looking to grip the prey
when all we have to do is control it. Bag it.
A pouch, and one that is elastic would work.
It would expand to scoop up and retain a large,
thrashing fish. But this expansive gullet is not
for storage. Once the prey is corralled, the
pelican slings back its head and swallows
the fish whole. No arguments.
Just a meal.
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© Tom Taylor
OVER EASY
Sunday, April 5, 2026
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